TPS Poker: TPS 2`08 'The Dust Up' SATURDAY 2nd February

TPS 2`08 'The Dust Up' SATURDAY 2nd February

Winner Paul

2nd Kev Mc

3rd Chris

4th Kev R

5th Tatter

6th Andy

Aslo played: John, Rob, Sids, Steve, Jordan, Dave

Total: 12

Venue: Jordan's

Apologies for the brevity of this months TPS write up, your editors memory is vague on what happened. The action was at Jordan's house, that he can be sure of, and the eventual winner was Paul, that's also known. The rest is clouded in an intoxicated haze. Shadowy dream like images of Kev R getting loaded on red wine and trying to molest him linger uncomfortably in the mind, as is the memory of Steve baptising the kitchen floor with a full bottle of white. A lot of time was spent in the kitchen, for reasons that have now been forgotten, and there might have actually been some good poker played- but he's not sure, and if it was it wasn't by him.

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Final 2008 League

C= Champion (or Cunt)

Player	Rank	Name	Points
	1 C	Paul	67
	2	John	43
	3	Kev Mc	41
	4	Tatter	36
	5=	Steve	25
	5=	Mike	25
	6	Chris	24
	7	Mark	21
	8	Briggs	20
	9=	Sids	19
	9=	Dave	19
	10	Jordan	16
	11	Rob	13
	12=	Kev R	10
	12=	John T	10
	13	Andy	4

All Time Leader Board Premier Division

Rank	Boat	Name	Points
1		Paul********	135
2		Tatter****	89
3		Kev Mc***	78
4		Kev R**	71
5		John*	65
6		Andy ***	56
7		Rob***	47
8		Steve	47
9		Sids***	43
10		Chris	28

All Time Leader Board Division 1

Position	Name	Points
11	Jordan *	22
12	Mike*	19
13=	Yvonne*	17
13=	Sean*	16
13=	Mark*	16
14	Dennis	15
15	Dave	14
16	Daz	13
17=	H*	12
17=	Briggs*	12
18=	Graham	11
18=	Geoff	11
19	Tony*	10
20	Theresa	7
21	Keith	6
22=	Tony H	5
22=	Dave G	5
22=	Street	5
23	John T	4
24	Brian	3
25	Derek	2
26=	Andy2	1
26=	Barry	1

2008 RULES UPDATE

New Blind Structure

For the 2008 season the blinds will now go up in 40 minute intervals.

New Players

TPS Tournaments are private home games and are not open to the public. However, existing players can invite their mates along and we're always happy to make new friends and take their money from them (heh heh). If you'd like to invite someone along, as a matter of courtesy could you please check with the host first to make sure it's OK with them and please remember that on their first night they are your responsibility- so no psychopathic kleptomaniacs please!

Behaviour

So far, in the almost 4 years we've been holding TPS games there has been little in the way of unruly behaviour- and we'd like to keep in that way. Most of us like a drink whilst we play (in fact some of us love a drink whilst we play), but please try not to turn up steaming - what's the rush? You can just get hammered with the rest of us (except H), and it goes without saying that nobody likes a bad loser, so if your pocket Aces gets beat by a 6 high straight, take it like a man, shake hands and say 'nice hand sir'. Cheating, violence or threats of violence will absolutely not be tolerated!

VENUES WANTED

With the spiritual home of the TPS- Paul's house- now in the hands of the Polish we're one TPS Venue down, so if you feel your gaff is up to hosting an event please let us know.

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THE MAIN EVENT

The first Saturday of every month, from January 2008 we will hold a TPS tournament at one of our houses. It will be the same set up as before with the top 5 getting paid (depending on numbers of course). £15 from the £20 buy-in will go towards the main event winners. There no minimum players for it to be classed as a TPS event. Even if 2 people only turn up, the winner will still get a Masters place and league points.

THE LEAGUE

The top 6 players from the main event get points as before, but now everyone who buys-in will get 1 League Point (Note: TPS `08 Participation Points do not count towards the All Time Leader Board). The league season starts in January and finishes after the November event. £2 from the £20 buy-in each month will go towards awarding the league champion and also runner up a cash prize worthy of turning up for.

THE MASTERS

All winners of the main event get a seat in 'The Masters' to be held in December. This is the World Cup of Poker were the top of the pops battle it out for the cash that's mounted up throughout the season. This is a free tournament for winners only with potentially big money to be won. £3 of the £20 main event monthly buy-in will go towards this grand occasion. With the season having 11 main events, The Masters could be an 11 handed affair, but is unlikely as some tend to win the main event more than once.

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