TPS 7 `07 'The Muppet Factory' SATURDAY 21st July

Winner Rob

2nd Paul

3rd John

4th Kev R

5th Steve

6th Sids

What you doin!?!?" was the oft used phrase of TPS 7 - a black day in the history of TPS which saw some of the most mongoloid dealing ever to disgrace a poker table. Bum deals, un-burnt burn cards and folded cards being shuffled back into the deck were just a few of the shameful incidents.

Rob didn't help when he had a go at some jazzy dealing "like off the telly" much to the annoyance of Andy, who's turn it soon was to deal the 'Worst Dealt Hand In Poker History', and was first out (probably on purpose just avoid having to deal again).

Even the normally poker sharp mind of Tatter had gone all dribbley when he folded his little blind when the call was for only 1 chip - or was it the most disciplined move of the night?
No came the answer a few hands later as he joined Andy by going out next.

John took the early lead for this 1 table event, but failed to take advantage and lost a rake when his trip 9's lost out to Rob's trip Jacks. This made Rob the Leader of the Pack dominating till the end and thus, Glitter-like, taking chips, like so much innocence.